THE METH MINUTE: “Mustard Water”

Strike The Hammer! Coins Fall To The Floor
As You’re Gathering The Weapons For the War!
And If You Wanna Be The Best, You Gotta Take the Test!
Climb To The Sky, A Champion Will Rise!

Sartre and the LobstersMy favorite part of every biography is when the subject has a nervous breakdown and starts hallucinating weird stuff. (see my Slash and George Jones drawings).Well, apparently in 1929, French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre took mescaline once and for decades he was followed in the streets by imaginary lobsters. F**k mescaline.(PS: his eyes looked like that in real life) 

Sartre and the Lobsters
My favorite part of every biography is when the subject has a nervous breakdown and starts hallucinating weird stuff. (see my Slash and George Jones drawings).
Well, apparently in 1929, French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre took mescaline once and for decades he was followed in the streets by imaginary lobsters. F**k mescaline.
(PS: his eyes looked like that in real life) 

The North American Cryptid MapA comprehensive guide to the whereabouts of (possibly fake) real monsters.

The North American Cryptid Map
A comprehensive guide to the whereabouts of (possibly fake) real monsters.

If I made this cartoon recently it would be “Hebrew Turnt” instead of “Hebrew Crunk”
HAPPY ROSH HASHANA

Can a Shepherd of Beasts be trusted?

Can a Shepherd of Beasts be trusted?

1986-1991: The Era Of Radical Dogs
If you are too young to remember, let me just say; it was an amazing time.Dogs were rad and kool and in almost all cases awesome.They could surf, skateboard, and drive convertibles.And, boy, could they could party.I can still taste the pizza.Different times… different times.

1986-1991: The Era Of Radical Dogs

If you are too young to remember, let me just say; it was an amazing time.
Dogs were rad and kool and in almost all cases awesome.
They could surf, skateboard, and drive convertibles.
And, boy, could they could party.
I can still taste the pizza.
Different times… different times.

On This Day In History: September 19th
Just a couple interesting things that happened today, but in the past.

Shakira and Pitbull predicted the crash of Malaysia Airlines flight 370…and 6 other conspiracy theories we can safely disregard.

Shakira and Pitbull predicted the crash of Malaysia Airlines flight 370…
and 6 other conspiracy theories we can safely disregard.

9 Questions for Tim & Eric.Q: What’s your favorite football team?A: The Nort.

9 Questions for Tim & Eric.
Q: What’s your favorite football team?
A: The Nort.