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An army of gorillas vs. an army of bears on a flat rocky plain. Who do you think would win?

An army of gorillas vs. an army of bears on a flat rocky plain.
Who do you think would win?

  1. shesprettyfarfromnice reblogged this from danmeth
  2. Samuel answered: BEARS MOTHERFUCKERS
  3. onlytime answered: RAWR BEARS ! :D
  4. Dean answered: Bears. The bear on the bottom right is pointing to a crying gorilla, he knows whats up.
  5. Ana answered: gorillas FOR SURE
  6. nofreakingwei answered: Gorrilas.They’re so powerful that,during mating season,instead of fighting for females, they dance, because fighting would just kill them all
  7. Aaron answered: Society
  8. allenwiggs answered: Bears, they are the nation’s number one threat.
  9. emely-rodriguez answered: Gorillas
  10. circusparade answered: I like bears. But gorillas are pretty strong too.
  11. jayveeen reblogged this from danmeth
  12. jayveeen answered: blue gorillas
  13. girlscout answered: gorillaz
  14. pleasexcuse reblogged this from danmeth
  15. kirstenlepore answered: gorillas, def.
  16. awakinglim reblogged this from danmeth and added:
    Tough call, but I’m going to have to side with BEARS.
  17. Elliot answered: Bears.
  18. shulzi answered: the viewers, from their bear and gorilla proof stands. Or maybe the audience would be the losers; That match would be insanely bloody.
  19. capnskull answered: Bears; they have 7 active in combat vs the 6 Gorillas active in combat
  20. planetthorburn answered: Gorillas definitely. Never discount the power of opposable thumbs. Also when has anyone ever said “he had the strength of 20 bears?” Never!
  21. George Turner answered: Looks like grizzlies, so I’d go with the bears. Grizzlies are badass.
  22. La Pauline answered: Depends on the bear. A grizzly would kick the snot out og a gorilla. A cuddly black bear? Not so much.
  23. michelleistumblin answered: that blue gorilla choking that brown bear at the bottom left
  24. thespinningtop reblogged this from danmeth
  25. thingsalso answered: bears.
  26. magyk-girl answered: gorillas
  27. andrainforeyes answered: BEARS duh
  28. eduuubz answered: gorillas.
  29. adropinthebarrel answered: Pretty sure it’d get down to one of each, and they’d procreate to form some sort of super awesome bear gorilla.
  30. ahypotheticaltime answered: bears win gorrilas wount be used to the enviorment being jungle creatues and all
  31. nocturbulous answered: The flat rocky plain will win as it will remain in existence long after both gorilla and bear are dead.
  32. v150r answered: bears.
  33. samrandazzo answered: gorillas fo sho. Thumbs for the win.
  34. tbthebear answered: me -yeah!
  35. cocomcqueen answered: BEARS.
  36. campbelld answered: Gorrillas. Those opposable thumbs are a plus.
  37. naterussmill answered: They are grizzly bears, so my first point goes to them. But Gorillas have the chance of a monolith showing up and them using tools as weapons
  38. thatquietkid answered: Bears because they’re senseless murderers.
  39. healywu answered: the kind of bears are crucial. i’d root for the gorillas but bet on the bears, probably.
  40. jumbodonuts answered: gorillas. opposable thumbls man.
  41. juiceandjewsohmy answered: Your Mom.
  42. bythebook answered: BEARS
  43. theworldkeepsgoinground answered: dude no way bears would beat Gorillas, they’re way smarter and just as vicious
  44. censor-worthy answered: The flat rocky plains; they’ll still be there long after both gorillas and bears die out.
  45. alanharris answered: Gorillas
  46. Nick answered: The gorillas look more angry, but I have to with the bears.
  47. bearjunkie answered: Bear eat munky!
  48. weker1 answered: DA Bears
  49. jake-lazovick answered: BEARS!!!
  50. ohfeenoo reblogged this from danmeth
  51. ohfeenoo answered: the gorrillas look scary, but the bears look like they won’t go down without a fight. So i say bear!
  52. ruminator answered: Gorillas…I’ve seen a gorilla in a zoo dent a steel door with a punch.
  53. shortmikeshort answered: Even losses on both sides, The Gorillas would take a tactical retreat, so Bears on a technicality.
  54. magnificentjay reblogged this from madthoughts
  55. theycallmebear answered: bears … hands down no doubt
  56. spaceinvaderkelly answered: bears- those bitches go straight for the throat
  57. lukeswindler answered: The Gorillas would fo sho
  58. blairvszombies reblogged this from danmeth
  59. sweck answered: Bears. Easily. Paws down.
  60. margaretsix answered: Bears. No question.
  61. madthoughts reblogged this from danmeth and added:
    While I love me some bears, I think I got to go with
  62. madthoughts answered: Gorillas.
  63. robotislove answered: Bears. I am certain of a victory for bears.
  64. jennifermorris answered: daaaaaaaa bears
  65. adnoob answered: Gorillas. 1. They have a thumb 2. They can tactically through poo 3. Bears are don’t run in groups, Gorillas role 10 deep.
  66. notgoingtohelp answered: Bears
  67. ughuhguhguhguhguuhguhuhguhhugugh answered: they are going to kill eachother off
  68. thatswhatjsaid answered: CLEARLY BEARS. THIS SHOULD NOT EVEN BE QUESTIONED.
  69. fybears reblogged this from danmeth and added:
    Well isn’t it obvious?
  70. jackaraiajambalaya answered: Bears.
  71. opmuh answered: BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS
  72. dailycow answered: Love is blind it is not bare. Don’t monkey around with love. It’s too important. Bear with me while I take a shit in the woods with the Pope.
  73. goosebumpmusic answered: the bears. claws down.
  74. drewkaufman answered: America always wins
  75. foryourwine answered: Bears. No Question. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
  76. kate-elizabeth answered: Bears, of course.
  77. Alex Schickling answered: Gorillas. They would use the rocks as weapons, plus they may have some sort of genius monkey tactics.
  78. theflyingbrisco answered: Bears
  79. maskake answered: Gorillas, they have thumbs!
  80. m-arco answered: Bears for sure…http://vimeo.com/7508250
  81. 86400 answered: Monkey hate hibernation. Bear hate the monkey.
  82. starryi answered: hmmm, Gorilllas, they can always fling poop.
  83. benworcester answered: Bears, natch.
  84. yummymandoo answered: Those gorillas have some defined pecks, so the gorillas
  85. theearthisnotacolddeadplace answered: Bears.
  86. sixbucks reblogged this from danmeth and added:
    Why can’t they love each other, monkey and his robot bear brother?
  87. helendunk answered: The monkeys
  88. insertname answered: the local fur traders
  89. quagglerock answered: bears of sure
  90. Sarah Maree answered: The gorillas. Their opposable thumbs gives them the ability to use flint rocks to create fire, and everyone knows bears hate fire.
  91. nikoanesti answered: I would say bears, but some of the ones here look kinda scared while all the gorillas are taking action
  92. kevin answered: Gorillas are smarter
  93. astrologiabear answered: BEARS!
  94. alimentary answered: Didn’t you see ‘Congo’? Gorillas, hands down.
  95. sbjfour answered: gorillas even though bears are way cooler.
  96. escorial answered: Bears :)
  97. fluzo answered: Gorillas. They look like zombie gorillas!
  98. Dave Brown answered: Gorillas have more agility and dexterity, are capable of coordinating attack and the plain is rocky. Gorillas can throw rocks. Gorillas win.
  99. fattaegie answered: Gorillas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  100. ronghorse answered: Bears
  101. katieburns answered: bears
  102. julianyeo reblogged this from danmeth
  103. ericks131 answered: Gorillas are much more dextrous than bears and have an impressive damage soak, so I’d give it to them.
  104. kaustubha answered: bears.
  105. ronworkman answered: Bears (though rarely) eat meat which Gorillas dont. Therefore, a bear also gets a potential meal out of the victory meaning they can win more
  106. kiyoshimartinez answered: Maybe the gorillas, since they seem to stick together a lot, whereas the bears just kinda do their own thing individually.
  107. toscanoirriverente answered: gorillas if it was winter…
  108. poetthick answered: bears ftw
  109. bmckinney answered: Gorillas, for sure.
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