Dan Meth

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1. shesprettyfarfromnice reblogged this from danmeth
2. Samuel answered: BEARS MOTHERFUCKERS
3. onlytime answered: RAWR BEARS ! :D
4. Dean answered: Bears. The bear on the bottom right is pointing to a crying gorilla, he knows whats up.
5. Ana answered: gorillas FOR SURE
6. nofreakingwei answered: Gorrilas.They’re so powerful that,during mating season,instead of fighting for females, they dance, because fighting would just kill them all
7. Aaron answered: Society
8. allenwiggs answered: Bears, they are the nation’s number one threat.
9. emely-rodriguez answered: Gorillas
10. circusparade answered: I like bears. But gorillas are pretty strong too.
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12. jayveeen answered: blue gorillas
13. girlscout answered: gorillaz
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15. kirstenlepore answered: gorillas, def.
16. awakinglim reblogged this from danmeth and added:

    Tough call, but I’m going to have to side with BEARS.

17. Elliot answered: Bears.
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19. shulzi answered: the viewers, from their bear and gorilla proof stands. Or maybe the audience would be the losers; That match would be insanely bloody.
20. capnskull answered: Bears; they have 7 active in combat vs the 6 Gorillas active in combat
21. planetthorburn answered: Gorillas definitely. Never discount the power of opposable thumbs. Also when has anyone ever said “he had the strength of 20 bears?” Never!
22. George Turner answered: Looks like grizzlies, so I’d go with the bears. Grizzlies are badass.
23. La Pauline answered: Depends on the bear. A grizzly would kick the snot out og a gorilla. A cuddly black bear? Not so much.
24. michelleistumblin answered: that blue gorilla choking that brown bear at the bottom left
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26. thingsalso answered: bears.
27. magyk-girl answered: gorillas
28. brainconsonance answered: BEARS duh
29. eduuubz answered: gorillas.
30. adropinthebarrel answered: Pretty sure it’d get down to one of each, and they’d procreate to form some sort of super awesome bear gorilla.
31. ahypotheticaltime answered: bears win gorrilas wount be used to the enviorment being jungle creatues and all
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33. nocturbulous answered: The flat rocky plain will win as it will remain in existence long after both gorilla and bear are dead.
34. v150r answered: bears.
35. samrandazzo answered: gorillas fo sho. Thumbs for the win.
36. tbthebear answered: me -yeah!
37. cocomcqueen answered: BEARS.
38. campbelld answered: Gorrillas. Those opposable thumbs are a plus.
39. naterussmill answered: They are grizzly bears, so my first point goes to them. But Gorillas have the chance of a monolith showing up and them using tools as weapons
40. thatquietkid answered: Bears because they’re senseless murderers.
41. healywu answered: the kind of bears are crucial. i’d root for the gorillas but bet on the bears, probably.
42. jumbodonuts answered: gorillas. opposable thumbls man.
43. juiceandjewsohmy answered: Your Mom.
44. bythebook answered: BEARS
45. theworldkeepsgoinground answered: dude no way bears would beat Gorillas, they’re way smarter and just as vicious
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47. censor-worthy answered: The flat rocky plains; they’ll still be there long after both gorillas and bears die out.
48. alanharris answered: Gorillas
49. Nick answered: The gorillas look more angry, but I have to with the bears.
50. bearjunkie answered: Bear eat munky!
51. weker1 answered: DA Bears
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53. bearfeet answered: BEARS!!!
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55. ohfeenoo answered: the gorrillas look scary, but the bears look like they won’t go down without a fight. So i say bear!
56. ruminator answered: Gorillas…I’ve seen a gorilla in a zoo dent a steel door with a punch.
57. shortmikeshort answered: Even losses on both sides, The Gorillas would take a tactical retreat, so Bears on a technicality.
58. magnificentjay reblogged this from madthoughts
59. theycallmebear answered: bears … hands down no doubt
60. spaceinvaderkelly answered: bears- those bitches go straight for the throat
61. lukeswindler answered: The Gorillas would fo sho
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63. sweck answered: Bears. Easily. Paws down.
64. margaretsix answered: Bears. No question.
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66. madthoughts reblogged this from danmeth and added:

    While I love me some bears, I think I got to go with

67. madthoughts answered: Gorillas.
68. robotislove answered: Bears. I am certain of a victory for bears.
69. jennifermorris answered: daaaaaaaa bears
70. adnoob answered: Gorillas. 1. They have a thumb 2. They can tactically through poo 3. Bears are don’t run in groups, Gorillas role 10 deep.
71. notgoingtohelp answered: Bears
72. ughuhguhguhguhguuhguhuhguhhugugh answered: they are going to kill eachother off
73. thatswhatjsaid answered: CLEARLY BEARS. THIS SHOULD NOT EVEN BE QUESTIONED.
74. fybears reblogged this from danmeth and added:

    Well isn’t it obvious?

75. jackaraia answered: Bears.
76. opmuh answered: BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS
77. dailycow answered: Love is blind it is not bare. Don’t monkey around with love. It’s too important. Bear with me while I take a shit in the woods with the Pope.
78. goosebumpmusic answered: the bears. claws down.
79. drewkaufman answered: America always wins
80. foryourwine answered: Bears. No Question. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
81. kate-elizabeth answered: Bears, of course.
82. Alex Schickling answered: Gorillas. They would use the rocks as weapons, plus they may have some sort of genius monkey tactics.
83. theflyingbrisco answered: Bears
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85. maskake answered: Gorillas, they have thumbs!
86. m-arco answered: Bears for sure…http://vimeo.com/7508250
87. starryi answered: hmmm, Gorilllas, they can always fling poop.
88. benworcester answered: Bears, natch.
89. yummymandoo answered: Those gorillas have some defined pecks, so the gorillas
90. theearthisnotacolddeadplace answered: Bears.
91. sixbucks reblogged this from danmeth and added:

    Why can’t they love each other, monkey and his robot bear brother?

92. helendunk answered: The monkeys
93. insertname answered: the local fur traders
94. quagglerock answered: bears of sure
95. Sarah Maree answered: The gorillas. Their opposable thumbs gives them the ability to use flint rocks to create fire, and everyone knows bears hate fire.
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97. nikoanesti answered: I would say bears, but some of the ones here look kinda scared while all the gorillas are taking action
98. kevin answered: Gorillas are smarter
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100. astrologiabear answered: BEARS!
101. alimentary answered: Didn’t you see ‘Congo’? Gorillas, hands down.
102. sbjfour answered: gorillas even though bears are way cooler.
103. escorial answered: Bears :)
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105. fluzo answered: Gorillas. They look like zombie gorillas!
106. Dave Brown answered: Gorillas have more agility and dexterity, are capable of coordinating attack and the plain is rocky. Gorillas can throw rocks. Gorillas win.
107. fattaegie answered: Gorillas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
108. ronghorse answered: Bears
109. katieburns answered: bears
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112. ericks131 answered: Gorillas are much more dextrous than bears and have an impressive damage soak, so I’d give it to them.
113. kaustubha answered: bears.
114. ronworkman answered: Bears (though rarely) eat meat which Gorillas dont. Therefore, a bear also gets a potential meal out of the victory meaning they can win more
115. kiyoshimartinez answered: Maybe the gorillas, since they seem to stick together a lot, whereas the bears just kinda do their own thing individually.
116. toscanoirriverente answered: gorillas if it was winter…
117. poetthick answered: bears ftw
118. greaterthanlapsed answered: Gorillas, for sure.
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