THE CHRONICLES OF KELV: The Beach Boys
In 1970, the Beach Boys arrived in Kelv to play a controversial concert at the Bladovak Opera House. Their intention was to bring a message of rebellion against the oppressive Perpendikulon government.
Unfortunately less that 1% of the Kelvic population understands English. The political lyrics of their song “Breakaway” were lost on an uncomprehending audience.
The Beach Boys’ visit only deteriorated after the concert. Drummer Dennis Wilson tried to surf in the sea of Kyuuth and was mildly poisoned by the magnesium-filled waters. Singer Mike Love was involved in three separate street-fights. They were all so shaken by the strange things they saw in Kelv (especially leader Brian Wilson) that their demise as a band and as individuals is widely regarded as a direct result of the tour.
*** Musician John Crave wrote a song about this event. Click here to hear it.
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