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interviewed by Frankie Starbuzz, perhaps the most oddly hostile journalist on the web. frankiestarbuzz: Hey bros, it’s Frankie Starbuzz here. The world’s premiere online entertainment journalist. Here’s an interview with Dan Meth that I would really love to drop on your face. Dan Meth is responsible for most of the funny viral web cartoons you’ve seen on the world wide web. You may recall his past work “The Meth Minute” and “Nite Fite”. Or more recently his google map cartoons for CollegeHumor.com. On February 23rd, 2010 I was able to chat with Dan Meth via AOL Instant Messaging Software: the only way to do entertainment interviews. Frankie: What are you currently working on? That’s a good place to start as any other, right? Am I right? (At this point Dan takes an awfully long time to respond. I take this moment to manually masturbate myself.)Meth: I’m working closely with College Humor, making animated shorts for their website And also a top-secret TV project. Also I’m creating shorts for Atom.com. Frankie: What would you say the difference between those two sites are in terms of what you can do? In terms of content restrictions… Meth: Not too much different actually. I guess the difference is that CollegeHumor has a stable of live action characters so I can sometime work with them and make stuff for their growing following of devoted fans. Frankie: Do you have certain go to character voices over there? Meth: Yeah, well, there’s like 20 comedians within arms reach here so finding a voice is not hard. Frankie: Have you met Sam Reich? Meth: Hah yeah… I see him every day! I should have mentioned, these days I’m actually working AT the office.Frankie: That’s a fancy office. (I once snuck into it via a grappling hook unit.) Is it true success has gone straight to Sam Reich’s head? I have to be honest, I heard he’s a real asshole. (Miliseconds elapsed) Meth: I actually would completely disagree with that. (Well, perhaps it was time for me to eat crow. But, maybe Sam Reich is paying off Dan Meth with illegal mind-altering drugs. Also, why would I eat a crow? Birds disgust me.) Frankie: Whatever. The super top secret TV project… can you disclose ANYTHING for our readers? Meth: Uh…I guess I can disclose… well … I’m not sure.TOP SECRET, sorry. Frankie: Well, I guess we can continute…now that you have thoroughly devastated me. (To be fair, Mr. Meth emailed me recently after the interview, disclosing these factoids: “Oh, and here’s all I can say about the secret project…A College Humor pilot for MTV involving live action and animation”.) Frankie: Can you talk about Neil Young and Crazy Borscht at all?Meth: Haha. I launched that site 56 minutes ago. You are on top of your shit. Frankie: I am the world’s premiere entertainment journalist. Meth: It’s pretty simple: I LOVE borscht. I had never had it before. It’s not really a staple of the American diet.  But, it’s delicious. Where I live there are so many restuaraunts with it.. So, I’m gonna try them all and review them… and figure out which Neil Young record is each dining experiences equivalent. Frankie: Can I be frank? And I can, because I am Frank…ie. I’m loving it! I actually look forward to reading your reviews, perhaps I will dip my toe into the water that is BORSCHT. Meth: EAT some. It’s like eating hemoglobin. Frankie: Gross, bro. So, we talked about your current work with College Humor, your TV project, and your love of Borscht. What’s one thing that no one knows about Dan Meth? Make it good, because this is your final question. No pressure. Meth: Oh fuck, I don’t know… you can tell them that among loving most music, I hold a special place for really cheezy white crooners such as Neil Diamond, Burt Bacharach, Chicago etc. I recently sang at a friends wedding. Man, I don’t know if I want that in print… Frankie: Too late Mr. Meth! It’s far too late for you now! And that’s Frankie Starbuzz, signing off.Fuck you.

interviewed by Frankie Starbuzz, perhaps the most oddly hostile journalist on the web.

frankiestarbuzz:

Hey bros, it’s Frankie Starbuzz here. The world’s premiere online entertainment journalist. Here’s an interview with Dan Meth that I would really love to drop on your face.

Dan Meth is responsible for most of the funny viral web cartoons you’ve seen on the world wide web. You may recall his past work “The Meth Minute” and “Nite Fite”. Or more recently his google map cartoons for CollegeHumor.com. On February 23rd, 2010 I was able to chat with Dan Meth via AOL Instant Messaging Software: the only way to do entertainment interviews.

Frankie: What are you currently working on? That’s a good place to start as any other, right? Am I right?

(At this point Dan takes an awfully long time to respond. I take this moment to manually masturbate myself.)

Meth: I’m working closely with College Humor, making animated shorts for their website And also a top-secret TV project. Also I’m creating shorts for Atom.com.

Frankie: What would you say the difference between those two sites are in terms of what you can do? In terms of content restrictions…

 Meth: Not too much different actually. I guess the difference is that CollegeHumor has a stable of live action characters so I can sometime work with them and make stuff for their growing following of devoted fans.

Frankie: Do you have certain go to character voices over there?

Meth: Yeah, well, there’s like 20 comedians within arms reach here so finding a voice is not hard.

Frankie: Have you met Sam Reich?

Meth: Hah yeah… I see him every day! I should have mentioned, these days I’m actually working AT the office.

Frankie: That’s a fancy office. (I once snuck into it via a grappling hook unit.) Is it true success has gone straight to Sam Reich’s head? I have to be honest, I heard he’s a real asshole.

(Miliseconds elapsed)

Meth: I actually would completely disagree with that.

(Well, perhaps it was time for me to eat crow. But, maybe Sam Reich is paying off Dan Meth with illegal mind-altering drugs. Also, why would I eat a crow? Birds disgust me.)

Frankie: Whatever. The super top secret TV project… can you disclose ANYTHING for our readers?

Meth: Uh…I guess I can disclose… well … I’m not sure.TOP SECRET, sorry.

Frankie: Well, I guess we can continute…now that you have thoroughly devastated me.

(To be fair, Mr. Meth emailed me recently after the interview, disclosing these factoids: “Oh, and here’s all I can say about the secret project…A College Humor pilot for MTV involving live action and animation”.)

Frankie: Can you talk about Neil Young and Crazy Borscht at all?

Meth: Haha. I launched that site 56 minutes ago. You are on top of your shit.

Frankie: I am the world’s premiere entertainment journalist.

Meth: It’s pretty simple: I LOVE borscht. I had never had it before. It’s not really a staple of the American diet.  But, it’s delicious. Where I live there are so many restuaraunts with it.. So, I’m gonna try them all and review them… and figure out which Neil Young record is each dining experiences equivalent.

Frankie: Can I be frank? And I can, because I am Frank…ie. I’m loving it! I actually look forward to reading your reviews, perhaps I will dip my toe into the water that is BORSCHT.

Meth: EAT some. It’s like eating hemoglobin.

Frankie: Gross, bro. So, we talked about your current work with College Humor, your TV project, and your love of Borscht. What’s one thing that no one knows about Dan Meth? Make it good, because this is your final question. No pressure.

Meth: Oh fuck, I don’t know… you can tell them that among loving most music, I hold a special place for really cheezy white crooners such as Neil Diamond, Burt Bacharach, Chicago etc. I recently sang at a friends wedding. Man, I don’t know if I want that in print…

Frankie: Too late Mr. Meth! It’s far too late for you now!

And that’s Frankie Starbuzz, signing off.
Fuck you.

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