April 25 2008
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Who Is Ultra?
Name: Ultra
Age: 24
Place of Birth: unknown
Current Residence: St. Louis, MO (when not on tour)
Leader of: The LazerHearts
Dating: Her backup dancer Bogo (it’s complicated)
Powers and Skills: Besides having an 8-octave vocal range and a sexxxy figure, Ultra was born with freakish electrical powers. She can willingly emit lazers, lightning, sparks, and zappbombs from her body. Unfortunately this also happens unwillingly, which causes embarrassing and deadly results.
Best Selling Single: “Shocking You All The Way” (3 weeks in the top 10)
Kinda: Arrogant
Loves: Rock music, partying, her girlfriends, tuna, and riding a pegasus.
Hates: Fruit Bats
