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C’mon, You Yuppie Snot-bags!
Drawn at age 14 for a high school humor zine.
That’s where my head was at. (still is?)
Tomorrow night I will be DJing between a lineup of great bands and then deep into the night at the Rock Shop in Brooklyn.
Thursday, July 7th
The Rock Shop
249 4th Avenue
Brooklyn, NY
doors open at 8
Bands Performing:
Project Jenny, Project Jan
Team Genius
Smoke Signals
“I am So Good” … “Bragger”
Drawn when I was in 2nd Grade, and colored this morning.
Consider this an open challenge to the future editors of http://fuckyeahchildpsychiatrists.tumblr.com/
Drawn by the most emo 7 year-old ever.
I think this was from when I had a crush on my 2nd grade teacher.
Ms. Carlisle, are you out there somewhere?
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Adding Japanese text to any drawing makes it seem more artistic.
It also makes you feel cooler, like you have “a following” over there.
It’s a fact.
This is a poster for a museum retrospective of my childhood scribbles exhibiting next month in Tokyo.
Nevermind that it’s not really happening… my ego got boosted just looking at it!
ダニエルメスはセックス男と才能がある芸術家です。 どうか彼に日本への飛行機チケットを買ってください
Epic Battle Against Hammerhead
my favorite Star Wars toy vs. U.S armed forces.
drawn in 4th grade
a drawing from 3rd grade…
A guy who never showers or cuts his hair and toenails has a hard time making friends.
President George H.W. Bush Puking (1992)
Does anyone remember that time the first President Bush threw up all over the prime minister of Japan? That very night I immortalized the incident by drawing this cartoon on my father’s PC computer. (Look at those early-90’s pattern fills and the dot matrix printer!)
Here’s footage of it on Youtube. It’s kinda weird how the whole room applauds him when he’s done puking.
As you can see I wasn’t the brightest kid, but I sure liked to draw.
a page from my 1st Grade graphic novel “The Big Dog”
HOW TO DEFEAT A HORAG MONSTER:
Shoot it with a gun.
drawn in 3rd grade
Speaking of monsters… Our rock video “Monster Manual” was featured on the front page of Youtube yesterday. And the Dungeons and Dragons geeks approved.
Alien World
drawn in 3rd grade… colored this morning.
