HOW TO DEFEAT A HORAG MONSTER:
Shoot it with a gun.
drawn in 3rd grade
Speaking of monsters… Our rock video “Monster Manual” was featured on the front page of Youtube yesterday. And the Dungeons and Dragons geeks approved.
Alien World
drawn in 3rd grade… colored this morning.
The End
drawn in 1st Grade
Cyborg
drawn in 3rd Grade
A childhood blueprint for a Terminator-esque killing machine from the future. I see some minor flaws in the design, but for the most part it looks downright lethal.
“Sharks”
drawn in 2nd grade
What would happen if sharks were to reproduce exponentially until every inch of the world’s oceans were filled with them? What would that look like?
These are the questions that weighed heavily on my 7 year-old brain.
A mysterious drawing of a badass from 2nd grade.
“BOW!”
drawn in 2nd grade.
When I was a kid, those posters for the “Jaws” movies freaked me the hell out but I loved it. They started a lifelong obsession with sharks that didn’t keep me out of the water but didn’t exactly leave my mind whenever I went swimming.
I don’t know why the shark in my drawing has arms, and I definitely have no idea what he’s thinking about: “No. Rwo. Aaaaa I mean. Bow! Bor. “.
Incidentally… check out how weird Jaws looks on the original 1974 paperback cover. Somehow it’s even creepier.
A Mad Man Tries To Start War By Firing Bananas At Moon
drawn in 3rd grade
As a kid, I predicted this being a problem in the future. And I was right.
Rock N Roll Tapes, 1984
Translation:
“The rock ‘n roll tapes I have are Weird Al, Twisted Sister, Van Halen, Paul McCartney, Chicago, the “Ghostbusters” soundtrack, The Cars, and Eddy Grant”
…I was definitely a child of the 80’s
Mr. T
1984
At some point during the height of Mr. T’s initial pre-ironic fame, my weird kid brain wondered if he was so strong that an axe would be able to chop even just his mohawk. So I drew this picture illustrating the result. Apparently the axe would only get stuck in the mohawk but he would panic and flail about, trying to grab it out of his hair, gold chains jingling in every direction.
I Am Spike From StreetPunk-X
1985
A drawing I made of some “punk” aliens when I was a weird little kid. I’ve decided to start scanning and posting my favorites from a stack of childhood drawings. Long before there was Flash or the Internet I was drawing cartoons every day.
