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Kelv’s team was eliminated very early from the World Cup.
In their first World Cup match against Belgium, team captain Grügn Kagkk stabbed an opponent with a dagger. When the referee gave him a red card, Kagkk stabbed him as well. As he was led off the field by police he remarked “You are giving me red card, I am now give you red blood stab.”
Kelv lost every game after that. Most of the players disappeared within a week of returning home in defeat.

Kelv’s team was eliminated very early from the World Cup.

In their first World Cup match against Belgium, team captain Grügn Kagkk stabbed an opponent with a dagger. When the referee gave him a red card, Kagkk stabbed him as well. As he was led off the field by police he remarked “You are giving me red card, I am now give you red blood stab.”

Kelv lost every game after that. Most of the players disappeared within a week of returning home in defeat.

A few years ago, I painted this mural in a hallway of my friends Scottish cafe, The Forest. I had just flown back from my second voyage to Kelv and was trying to communicate the things I saw there. 

A few years ago, I painted this mural in a hallway of my friends Scottish cafe, The Forest. I had just flown back from my second voyage to Kelv and was trying to communicate the things I saw there. 

G.P.O.A.K.U.A.T.
Gratuitous Picture of Ancient Kelvic Underwear Advertisement Thursday

G.P.O.A.K.U.A.T.

Gratuitous Picture of Ancient Kelvic Underwear Advertisement Thursday

HungaryWhen I was at my grandparents apartment last month I found this etching I made for them a few years ago. It’s important to mess around with all kinds of mediums and techniques.
Oh and yes.. it does kinda look like Kelv.

Hungary
When I was at my grandparents apartment last month I found this etching I made for them a few years ago. It’s important to mess around with all kinds of mediums and techniques.

Oh and yes.. it does kinda look like Kelv.

Go Smuki!
Hiszn é Cyaertuun Karykt’rr: Czrlaa’ny! myn de pyploosz Kelv vyca s gjiogr’yfika metümn. E muyl hyab’rd wt prszn. Fyaln’jlaak!

Hiszn é Cyaertuun Karykt’rr: Czrlaa’ny! myn de pyploosz Kelv vyca s gjiogr’yfika metümn. E muyl hyab’rd wt prszn. Fyaln’jlaak!

THE KELV ENTHUSIAST: Castle Ckkegätk’tga
This lavish palace is one of Kelv’s many architectural treasures from it’s brief wealthy era in the early-17th century. It was designed by the tyrannical Duke Ckkegarsz IV in less than 18 minutes during a blind drunken rage. None of his advisors had the courage to suggest using right angles and parallel lines for the structure. And so, it was built exactly as he drew it and began to collapse within hours of it’s construction. It crumbles to this day in a blasted heath on the outskirts of Bladovak.

THE KELV ENTHUSIAST: Castle Ckkegätk’tga

This lavish palace is one of Kelv’s many architectural treasures from it’s brief wealthy era in the early-17th century. It was designed by the tyrannical Duke Ckkegarsz IV in less than 18 minutes during a blind drunken rage. None of his advisors had the courage to suggest using right angles and parallel lines for the structure. And so, it was built exactly as he drew it and began to collapse within hours of it’s construction. It crumbles to this day in a blasted heath on the outskirts of Bladovak.

Another sketch from my trip to Kelv.Dawn in the city of Bal’dôvgya

Another sketch from my trip to Kelv.
Dawn in the city of Bal’dôvgya

Finally back from a wild adventure in Eastern Europe and the UK. It was a business trip-friends visit-research mission-publicity tour-vacation-spirit quest that I will not soon forget. Lots of sketches, stories, and photos to come on the blog. Regular readers are somewhat familiar with Kelv, a fictional country I often write about. Well, I went traveling around the strange outskirts of Eastern Europe for over a week gathering material for a book on Kelv that is in the works. Some of the things I saw you will not believe, but I can assure you it’s (basically) completely true.

Finally back from a wild adventure in Eastern Europe and the UK. It was a business trip-friends visit-research mission-publicity tour-vacation-spirit quest that I will not soon forget. Lots of sketches, stories, and photos to come on the blog.

Regular readers are somewhat familiar with Kelv, a fictional country I often write about. Well, I went traveling around the strange outskirts of Eastern Europe for over a week gathering material for a book on Kelv that is in the works. Some of the things I saw you will not believe, but I can assure you it’s (basically) completely true.

THE CHRONICLES OF KELV: Vadok
In the early 1930’s, a ruthless maniac who called himself Vadok Kaloxzuun rose to prominence in Kelv. He claimed to posses the re-birthed spirit of ancient tyrant Kalox inside him.   So insanely terrifying were his speeches that within five years he had become the undisputed ruler of Kelv. These diatrabes consisted mostly of him screaming at the top of lungs for hours. His political platform was based on Pure Evil. Human sacrifices, destruction of non-belivers, etc.  Fortunately for the world, his reign lasted less than a decade.

THE CHRONICLES OF KELV: Vadok

In the early 1930’s, a ruthless maniac who called himself Vadok Kaloxzuun rose to prominence in Kelv. He claimed to posses the re-birthed spirit of ancient tyrant Kalox inside him. So insanely terrifying were his speeches that within five years he had become the undisputed ruler of Kelv. These diatrabes consisted mostly of him screaming at the top of lungs for hours. His political platform was based on Pure Evil. Human sacrifices, destruction of non-belivers, etc. Fortunately for the world, his reign lasted less than a decade.

The Meth Minute 39 Thousand

This week we look deep into the future at the (hypothetical) continuation of the Meth Minute series… What animated adventures are (probably not) going to happen in the next 75 years of weekly cartoons? The possibilities are endless (and unlikely to ever happen).